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[Woodsman]

Dumb kids do the "trenching' around here as well. I have always been against mudding except in places such as off road vehicle parks where areas are set aside for making a mess and tearing up your equipment (my opinion). This behavior is exactly why so many folks are against us. If they realized that when many of us go wheelin' it's more like going on a safari they would not have as many issues with us.

Funny story . . . 10 years or so ago somebody drive into our wheat field and did a figure 8 while it was wet. I had no idea who did it but then a neighbor told me who it was. The kid thought our property was the neighbors property when he did it. Anyway, I looked closely at the tread pattern and then drove over to this kids house. His muddy Toyota 4x4 was sitting in plain view by the house so I started to look closely at the tires, a perfect match. The kid comes out like some sort of bada$$ and I told him why I was there. A moment later his dad comes out like he's a bada$$. I laid it all out for them and explained that I knew what was going on and was debating whether to call my cousin over (a local police officer). It only took a few minutes and they were kissin my butt just prayin' that I wasn't going to get him in big trouble. They went from bada$$ to kiss a$$ in less than five minutes. I didn't bother with the police. I just wanted to scrare the poop out if the kid.