Ace, I see this two ways.
1. You need to put the crackpipe down.
2. Your neighbours need to put the crackpipe down.
You are a cool guy, and I doubt you are hallucinating cows onto vehicle doors, so I am going to go with option deux.
Good luck with that man. Maybe it is to warn bike messengers that a door has been opened so they don't ride into it? I'm trying to understand...
