Okay, that was funny... and my favorite quotes (I am sure some will be afraid to comment, but I was rolling) are below. By the way my buddy here where I work (gay, but insists he is not swishy
... he made me say that) read them as well to get a better perspective (sorry, as he says, I am nothing but a breeder!)
"It simply has the most personality of any Toyota I've driven in the recent past. The drivetrain is wonderful with the 239 HP 4.0L V6 engine delivering an athletic driving experience. It felt light and nimble; two adjectives I would have never used just looking at the vehicle."
ME EITHER...
"Open the clamshell doors and you see right away that this baby means business. No wimpy dials, no delicate fabrics—rubber, plastic, chunky, utilitarian and textured, that’s the statement."
OH YEAH BABY!!!
"Audio is appropriately subwoofed and the optional six-CD changer system comes with two of those on the floor––dude, feel those vibes."
CAN YA FEEL THEM VIBES... CAN YA
"The center console has a small bin for change, two big gulp-holders and a large open bin at the back. There’s storage in the door panels as well. I loved the big grab handle at elbow height on the door panel."
I CANNOT COMMENT HERE...
"They say this vehicle is one for the beer drinkers. Perhaps this explains their marketing photo of single shirtless sociopaths (my interpretation). But I don’t drink at all and almost always wear a shirt and I’d buy the FJ Cruiser in a heartbeat."
YEAH, ME TOO!
