that's called straight up the butt with no vaseline
here's one for you, from today.....
so i took my kids up to lawrence hall of sciences this morning to see some robotic dinosaur things, "big dinos",...pretty cool actually (uc berkeley). on the way back we were driving by berkeley toyota (channing/shattuck). decided to round the block and take a look in the windows and wouldnt you know it, they had a silver decked out FJ, BFGs n all - beautiful (not as beauty as the black though
). so i decided to go in right quick,....here's how it went down.
toyoguy: "hello how may i help you"
me: "im interested in the FJ"
toyoguy: "blah blah, new, blah blah, allocation, blah blah, same ole ****"
me: "well i want one as soon as possible. what are you asking? i understand they will all be selling at MSRP for the time being"
toyoguy: "blah blah, prius, blah blah, upgrades only, blah blah, same ole ****"
me: "i will pay whatever you are asking, $5000 over is what i hear is the going markup"
toyoguy: "we havent evaluated the market just yet as this is our first FJ. however i would say in the neighborhood of $5000 is accurate. this one will go fast"
me: "i will pay more than that if it gets me that silver FJ"
toyoguy (eyes ****ing light up, nipples are visually erect now): "well let's see what kind of deal we can work out"
me: "nnnnnnnnnnah man, im just ****in with you!!! $5000 over is bull**** dude!! call me when you can make ME a deal"
and gave him my business card. his eyes went from sparkling to confused to pissed off in a split second.
eveil, but holy **** that was fun!!!
