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[B!tchMonkey]

Nice, one post and ya waste it on *whaaaaa* crying. Who the hell cares? Lemme ask ya, what's your purpose with that post? Do you hope to sway a potential FJ buyer away from the vehicle? Did your financing fall though, so you're bitter? Dude this vehicle fits a specific niche, and is a very capable 4x4, if you want a sports car get one! Ya wanna milktoast carry-all go buy a friggin minivan!

Moron.

1. So?
2. So?????
3. Whew. Get a minivan... or, any other SUV on earth.
4. Wipe it off id-git. Not the rack it's the lack of a rain gutter that also makes it sexy looking. Odd, but different. Repeat it to yourself, this vehicle is dif-fer-ent. Slowly....
5. For.... what, lounging around on a rainy day?
6. Yes they can, read the manual. Requires a tool. Like you.
7. Jeez somebody shoot this guy will ya? Try a LAND ROVER pal.
8. The big cutesy numbers stamped on the window sticker denoting Miles-es per Gallon have a big influence on stock tires. Your new minivan will have better ones trust me.
9. Get smaller friends. Start with one friend and work your way up.
10. An optical delusion buddy. Why did I just waste ten minutes of my life on this?

Make post #1 your last one please... My how everyone wants to be...