Rue- I can only hope that your intentions are honorable.
However, should you wish to make your wicked intentions known to her or the pimp -- here is modest a suggestion in Russian;
Shalashovka, stat' rakom stroit' tselku.
In English as close as it can be translated:
Homeless woman who turns tricks to survive, get into the crawfish position (doggy style) and pretend to be a virgin.
Or if you want love, try Pushkin (
I think it's Pushkin):
Na dvore siren' tsvetyot,
Vetka k vetke klonitsya.
Paren' devushku yebyot --
Hochet Posnakomit' sya.
In English as close as it can be translated:
The lilacs blossom in the yard,
In the breeze the branches bend,
Lad Fu#ks lass both long and hard.
And says, "I hope you'll be my friend."
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ruebarb previously said:
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Can you help me?
Hello ruebarb,
I has read in the forum that you in March a lady from Russia (Svetlana), has sold on a tick and wanted to get to know you.
Lothar
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It sounds like this might be your lucky day (haha)
Uphill (just trying to help bridge the cultural gap)
