thy hymen is broken.
And the roof was no longer white..................
twas a mighty beautiful day for a reckoning:
Futoshi sized up le competition...
... idled and stared at his own reflection:
My underestimation of Futoshi shall remain a source of great shame. Comrades, things which I thought would at least be mildy challenging for Futoshi turned out to be a cinch. This is by far the most capable 4wheeler i've ever driven.
the rock rails paid for themselves in the first five minutes as, once aware of the full extent of Futoshi's abilities, I began to push, slamming the rails into the "Crest of Abstinence."
I now understand why the parking sensors turn off. Mud is something they react to with utter panic.
No Girlfriend Lake talked a lot of trash in the lead-up to this battle. With Don King standing between my sexual frustration and off-roading prowess, egging the contest on, raising the stakes to the point of my genunienly having begun to doubt the nature of Futoshi and the outcome of said battle.
My first pass was therefore made at questionable speed, hoping i wouldn't get stuck if i crawled. Suffice it to say Futoshi
is a tank!!!
And so Round 1 OVERWHELMINGLY goes to:
FUTOSHI!
after a day of wheeling then obessively cleaning, Futoshi and I were TRD exhausted
