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As a follow-up to The Top 10 reasons why Sun Fusion is good . . ., we now present:


The Top 10 reasons why Sun Fusion is bad . . . .





#10 . . .

You’re always having to defend your younger gay brother.






#9 . . .

Seems like you’re always misplacing someone.






#8 . . .

Rosie O'Donnell likes to ride in your back seat.






#7 . . .

Yellow is the favorite color of sexually-aroused buffaloes.






#6 . . .

Two words: Uncontrollable vomiting.






#5 . . .

Yellow attracts the attention of BIG traffic cops in BIG cop cars.






#4 . . .

You have a tendency to attract animated flying squirrels.






#3 . . .

Yellow glare from the hood obstructs forward vision.






#2 . . .

Every time you stop, a half dozen strange school kids try to get on-board.






And, the #1 reason why Sun Fusion is bad . . .

























It’s way too easy for a pervert to sneak up on you.