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[Munkay]

1. It can't cook for you.
2. It can't clean itself up for you.
3. It doesn't really smell good when it's all cleaned up.
4. It can't wrap itself around you to make you warm on a cold night.
5. It doesn't wear teddies and stilettos.
6. It can't give you a "come hither" look.
7. It probably wouldn't excite you much if it sat on your lap.
8. It can't whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
9. It can't nibble your ears...or other parts...
10. It can't have sex with you.
11. It can't bring you coffee in the morning.