Things seldom heard in Canada

[mikey]

I heard the bonspiel was going tobe alcohol free.

Duct tape isn't going to fix that!

Come to think of it cancel that beer; I'll have a wine spritzer instead.

We don't keep firearms in this house.

What is Hockey Night in Canada?

I just couldn't find anything at Canadian Tire today; maybe we should try IKEA.

Awwww.....Tim Horton's again? There is a Starbucks just down the street.

I've got Corona's for the Grey Cup party!

Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that mudslide (...earthquake, tornado, volcano, avalanche..etc)

Could I be served in French?

Sorry we don't carry Pilsner.

Nope, no more for me, I'm snowmobliing home.

Who is Don Cherry?

What's a Touque?

[MuddyGrrl]

My favorite is the last one! You know it!

Now someone will counter this with a "Things You'll Never Hear in Southern Cal" thread.

[chewey46]

Another thing you won't hear.......


Let's go buy an American Beer!!!!

[san antonio fj]

or lets get some american pot

[DumbSwede]

Pretty damn accurate....good stuff!

[Shovel]

and oh yeah another one...

we just paid a guy 250 million to come play soccer here!!!!

[FJENG]

How about... if I could, I'd vote for Bush again.