Anyone have info on....

Katfish · 03-20-2008, 06:47 PM

Moving from the US to Canada? My hubby and I are seriously contemplating this. We don't have family there or anything, and I just can't seem to find any helpful information online as far as the process of moving there legally...

other1 · 03-20-2008, 07:42 PM

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Katfish previously said:

Moving from the US to Canada? My hubby and I are seriously contemplating this. We don't have family there or anything, and I just can't seem to find any helpful information online as far as the process of moving there legally...

http://www.canadavisa.com/

I googled [ immigration canada ] and there was a bunch of sites concerning Canada

Good Luck

Radio · 03-20-2008, 08:53 PM

C'mon up to Canada! Bring your warm clothes and your 4X4!
Can't wait to meet ya and go wheelin'!
BTW, Alberta is the best province!

**NBFJCruz** · 03-20-2008, 09:33 PM

Alberta is where the money is......But out east we have a saying " You have to be here to get it"

Get ready to jump through a pile of hoops....I tried to move to the states about ten years ago and it was nuts...And they say moving here is tougher.......One immigration guy asked me if I knew any american women I could marry to speed things up.......lol...Needless to say I gave up eventually. Its a fun place to visit though.....

I love this story..... I was in Ohio visiting friends and one of their friends asked me how many drive-bys we would have in a year in my area.....I told her that in New Brunswick a "drive-by" involves three guys driving around in the fall wearing orange and each with a licensed rifle and a six pack......And some poor unsuspecting STOP sign they take out their hunting frustrations on at the end of the day.....lol

Come out east.......

homedad · 03-20-2008, 10:29 PM

Kat....is it really THAT hot here??????...moving to Canada ah.....

PTofTheNorth · 03-21-2008, 08:29 AM

The fast way to get into Canada Legally?

a) Be a doctor

b) Have profession Canada is looking for

c) Be willling to breed like a rabbit to boost the population that will be supporting the baby boomer generation in retirement.

d) Claim you are a refugee
Things that don't work
- I sing -- my country persecutes singers
- I'm protesting the war my country is in (this used to work)

Things that do work
- fly in from overseas, destroy your passport on the plane, declare you are refuge when you land and you have amnesia
where to fly to: Montreal -- they will put you up in a hotel
where not to fly to: Toronto -- they will throw you in jail until you are cleared
Vancouver -- they will taser you then throw you in jail
e) Just drive up and stay
Fitting in:
- requires you to pronounce words differently or you will be outed
- throw eh at the end of most of your sentences
- requires you to give away 50+ % of you income to taxes with a smile
- say 'damn americans' when you watch the news - even though you dont mean it

But most of all -- dont listen to me or you will never get in........

Katfish · 03-21-2008, 09:38 AM

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NBFJCruz previously said:

I love this story..... I was in Ohio visiting friends and one of their friends asked me how many drive-bys we would have in a year in my area.....I told her that in New Brunswick a "drive-by" involves three guys driving around in the fall wearing orange and each with a licensed rifle and a six pack......And some poor unsuspecting STOP sign they take out their hunting frustrations on at the end of the day.....lol

Come out east.......

That is MY kind of drive by....

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homedad previously said:

Kat....is it really THAT hot here??????...moving to Canada ah.....

Yeap, it's way too hot. No Kurt, we are looking for beauty, change of seasons, safe place to raise children - non of which we have here....

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PTofTheNorth previously said:

The fast way to get into Canada Legally?

c) Be willling to breed like a rabbit to boost the population that will be supporting the baby boomer generation in retirement.

- requires you to pronounce words differently or you will be outed

- say 'damn americans' when you watch the news - even though you dont mean it

I'm all ABOOT the breeding like a rabbit! It's those damn americans you need to worry about, eh?

Thanks guys.....

shane4x4 · 03-21-2008, 09:56 AM

If it weren't for the taxes, I'd consider spending some time up north

DoWork · 03-21-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

PTofTheNorth previously said:

The fast way to get into Canada Legally?

a) Be a doctor

b) Have profession Canada is looking for

c) Be willling to breed like a rabbit to boost the population that will be supporting the baby boomer generation in retirement.

d) Claim you are a refugee
Things that don't work
- I sing -- my country persecutes singers
- I'm protesting the war my country is in (this used to work)

Things that do work
- fly in from overseas, destroy your passport on the plane, declare you are refuge when you land and you have amnesia
where to fly to: Montreal -- they will put you up in a hotel
where not to fly to: Toronto -- they will throw you in jail until you are cleared
Vancouver -- they will taser you then throw you in jail
e) Just drive up and stay
Fitting in:
- requires you to pronounce words differently or you will be outed
- throw eh at the end of most of your sentences
- requires you to give away 50+ % of you income to taxes with a smile
- say 'damn americans' when you watch the news - even though you dont mean it

But most of all -- dont listen to me or you will never get in........

LOL!!!!!

PTofTheNorth · 03-21-2008, 10:18 AM

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Katfish previously said:

That is MY kind of drive by....

I'm all ABOOT the breeding like a rabbit! It's those damn americans you need to worry about, eh?

Thanks guys.....

ROTFLMAO -- You pass!!! LOL - just drive up and stay.