Ok, first off the Giants friggin suck and Barry Bonds is a friggin cheater. Ok, done.
Now, just looking through Craigslist (SF Bay Area) just randomly clicked on this add:
98 Dodge Caravan 67,100 miles
Now, because CL adds only last so long,...ill also post the body of the ad:
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I inherited this Caravan when my former wife died a year ago. She drove it very little and took great care of it. The interior is like new. The exterior is marred only by some scratches on the rear passenger door. It runs like new with no problems. Tires are also like new. It's a great car and I'd keep it if I needed it, but I won a new FJ Cruiser thanks to the SF Giants. If interested call me during the day or evening: 707.555.5555. Leave a message if I don't answer.
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Crazy huh? Lucky friggin bastard!!!