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treknwil previously said:
Any other funny stories out there?
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A lady walked into a Toyota dealership to browse, and
spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" FJ - and walked over
to
inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine
upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
if anyone had
noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman with a
pleasant smile who
greeted her, "Good day, Madame, how may we help you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say
that if you farted from just touching it, you're
gonna sh*t when you
hear the price.
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