First off, I do not consider my self poor. But, i do like doing as much stuff as i can myself. I in no way expect this to come out anywhere near the quality as the ones FJoel makes, nor to i intend to sell this to anyone else.
I just went took some measurements and about to go start cutting. The hacksaw is a very slow and tedious way to do this but it is all i have and you get quite a little bicep/tricep work out.
Pics will follow. (eventually

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