We will try to attend. Of course it has to fall on the same day that we are going on the Christmas Tree run. The Oregon Bush Hackers do a yearly trail run up to Mt. Hood to play in the snow and drag home a tree. Hopefully we will be down off the mountain in time for the Party.
The easiest way to get a cow to go to a party is to just put a 'no cows allowed' sign out front.
It was a tradition for me for about 7-8 years to go out a steal a tree for Xmas. I am surprised I was never shot for it. One year I found a perfect 8' tree growing in a entryway at a fancy house up by Council Crest. It was dark, about 11pm. They were have a ****tail party. The guest were walking around right above me in front of a giant window, holding their drinks and chatting. I had a hacksaw . I started hacking away, but the damn blade would pop out right at the last minute. So, finally, I just tackled the tree and it broke what was remaining of the trunk.
My friend Karen drove her camaro all the way to my house while I held the tree up against her car out the window; about ten miles.
I keep hearing about this Karma thing, but I just don't see it. I still have visions of those people leaving the party, only to see a nub.
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Absolute true story, I swear, and not the only time I've risk my life and liberty stealing a tree.
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. I started hacking away, but the damn blade would pop out right at the last minute. So, finally, I just tackled the tree and it broke what was remaining of the trunk.
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