A drunk staggers into a Church, enters a confessional booth,
sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest
pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin there's no paper on this
side either."
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"We are not at our best perched at the summit. We are climbers, at our best when the way is steep"
three fathers and three daughters on outing built their tents to close to the fire and died ... while at the gate st Peter said to the first father cant let u in all thought about was money u even named your daughter Penny ..
to the second father cant let you in either all u thought about was wine u even named your daughter Sherry with that the third father starts to follow the other two when his daughter asked " daddy why r u going hes not said anything to you yet " the father replied " no way I'm getting in Fanny "
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