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Re: Pictures that make you LOL
THE JOURNEY OF A MAN
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I
was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed
a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless... So I decided
to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with BIG TITS.
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I'm not lost. I'm right there at the cursor on my GPS..... Wherever that is????
God grant me the serenity to accept the impossible trails I cannot crawl, courage to crawl the twisted trails I can, and the wisdom to keep the tire side down.
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2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser
"Naomi"
Bullwinkle
Linear Mode
