Uhhhhh, I have an older neighbor that I've heard rumors about - from his childhood anyway
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VoodooBrew previously said:
Do you like Philips? My husband is a key engineer for the software that goes into their (and other) TVs...
My discount doesn't come cheaply to forum members. For uphill, I'd probably make an exception.
Thanks. Thanks a lot !
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You look like you want to hurt me.
Doesn't everyone !
Sorry little buddy
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Re: Show yourself!
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Thanks. Thanks a lot !
exceptions for Woodsman, too! You were instrumental in him getting his Xmas present! He didn't look very thrilled Xmas morning... until he set it up. Now he loves the tool box monstrosity and feels all manly and stuff.
exceptions for Woodsman, too! You were instrumental in him getting his Xmas present! He didn't look very thrilled Xmas morning... until he set it up. Now he loves the tool box monstrosity and feels all manly and stuff.
Hmmmm, I'd better go find the television recommendations thread . . . . time to go shopping The only questions I should have to ask is . . . what's the biggest one you make ?
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I think so. he bugged your house and knows that you have been calling his daughter and that your the person who keeps coming to his house and honking the horn to let her now your there.
Please see Larry's rules below
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Rule One
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier.
Rule Five
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my FJ?
Rule Eight
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine
Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
So no, I have no problem posting her picture standing in front of her favorite vehicle, the SCORPION.
Be afraid be very afraid!
Good luck SFC wish I had the chance to meet you maybe in the after life.
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I think so. he bugged your house and knows that you have been calling his daughter and that your the person who keeps coming to his house and honking the horn to let her now your there.
Please see Larry's rules below
Be afraid be very afraid!
Good luck SFC wish I had the chance to meet you maybe in the after life.
C'mon, Larry's down with the Caveman! It'll be fine, I'm sure of it.
C'mon, Larry's down with the Caveman! It'll be fine, I'm sure of it.
Why I bet Larry's as cuddly as a kitten.
SFC,
I assure you, Larry is NOT as cuddly as a kitten! After spending much time with him In my garage working on FJ's, on the trail and at the gun range, all I can tell you is you better do as he Say's, play by the rules he sets up or you will NOT walk away! Crawl, maybe, but walk, NO WAY!!!
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Hmmmm, I'd better go find the television recommendations thread . . . . time to go shopping 
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