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Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
First start by sampling the Cuervo to check quality. Next find a large bowl, oh and make sure to check the Cuervo again just to be sure it is of the highest quality so pour one level cup and drink.
Now turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one
teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. By now you can turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Be sure to pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Check the Cuervo. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to bean off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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