Farmers Pond
An old farmer had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
fixed up nice – picnic tables, fishing boat, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to look over the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Crocodiles can be freshwater too, they live in the interior of Australia and Nile Crocs are freshwater as well.
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