Help a brother out................again.

mikey · 04-03-2007, 08:07 AM

It turns out I missed our Anniversary and my wife was none to pleased. At the end of the conversation she added she wanted "..to see something in the driveway that would go from 0-200".

So I bought her a scale, I guess that is not what she ment.

So once I again I need a comfy couch to sleep on for a few nights, can anyone help a brother out?

A little morning chuckle for evereyone!

fjNYC2007 · 04-03-2007, 08:11 AM

uhhh. a scale? hahahhaa. Never a cool thing to buy chick.

TheDudeAbides · 04-03-2007, 08:14 AM

Thats a good one

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Go get her some jewlery or a purse. all chics love that stuff.
at least mine does anyway!!

RonDeF · 04-03-2007, 08:19 AM

That was pretty funny, I'm going to have to remember that one.

KiltedBishop · 04-03-2007, 08:21 AM

a few days? she is forgiving.

The most dreaded words a man can hear from his woman "Do I look fat?"

Brazenhead · 04-03-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

mikey previously said:

It turns out I missed our Anniversary and my wife was none to pleased. At the end of the conversation she added she wanted "..to see something in the driveway that would go from 0-200".

So I bought her a scale, I guess that is not what she ment.

So once I again I need a comfy couch to sleep on for a few nights, can anyone help a brother out?

A little morning chuckle for evereyone!

Mikey you got some balls buddy. If I bought my wife a scale for our anniversary I'd be the one doing 0-200 out the fawkin' door. I'm sure the first words out of her mouth would be " You insensitive prick " and then crying. We all know how much we love to hear our wives cry. I suggest flowers and a real touchy feely card that will make her melt, and maybe a picture of you smashing that scale with a sledge hammer.

Good luck! (your gonna need it)

chewey46 · 04-03-2007, 09:52 AM

NICE!!!!!!!!!!

wesayso · 04-03-2007, 10:08 AM

Dude, you forgot your anniversary? Two things you NEVER forget: your anniversary and her birthday. C'mon, get your sh!t together.

VoodooBrew · 04-03-2007, 10:29 AM

aahhh, you poor fools. I personally know of several women who bonk men outside of their [cr@ppy] marriages.

keep on laughin... so is she!

eljugador · 04-03-2007, 10:35 AM

She needs exersise, limitations then affection. Make sure you use calm, asertive energy. Then, when she is pissed, it is she who will leave the bed of the pack leader and you can stretch out.