I get lots of jokes emailed to me! So when I get something that makes me chuckle, I will post and hopefully you will chuckle too.
I don't know if I have enough material that I can actually post every Mon-Fri, but I will try. Some of the stuff I get is kinda "raunchy", so I will do my best to walk the line and sometimes venture off into the "grey area" to see if I get my hand slapped!
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A Bottle OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, wish you weren't married, or glad you never married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine:
I was driving home from one of my business trips in Northern Arizona when I saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, I tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to me. "What in bag?" asked the old man. I looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said, "Good trade."
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