Who else hates this song!

[USMC_Sgt]

My wife sings it like she means it.. scares the hell out of me.

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"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

[Strike]

I too HATE that song!!!

[stringmachine]

I just wondered who told carrie underwood she could sing anyway. she doesn't do anything for me. nope! So Sorry I never listen to her..hope this helps..

[wvuhillbilly]

I like the song and the lyrics are pretty kool. Carrie Underwood is a sweet little Oklahoma country girl.

However........if Gretchen Wilson made the song......

Now theres a girl I'd love to drink beer with!!!!!!

[timbo2]

Anyone with a flair for musical and lyrical talent should hate it! Timbo2

[stringmachine]

I just don't like, but about 1 or 2 country songs today anyway, The real country has faded away, now everyone is a singer... like more cowbell i think. I wish the real country with real roots would have survived. It had more Meaning, written by real country folks. Just my 2 cents..

[timbo2]

stringmachine previously said:

I just don't like, but about 1 or 2 country songs today anyway, The real country has faded away, now everyone is a singer... like more cowbell i think. I wish the real country with real roots would have survived. It had more Meaning, written by real country folks. Just my 2 cents..

I couldn't have said it better! Today it's all about appearance and the almighty$$$. I also have to add that it is MY opinion this song bites, and I'm sure plenty of people love it. Just as I love Todd Rundgren's "Born to Synthisize" , I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO ABSOLUTLY HATE IT! Of course I reserve the right to think they're nuts! Timbo2

[stnmikita]

Those are some scary lyrics. Don't worry though, hopefully Jesus Will Take The Wheel before any real damage occurs.



Now that's a song that BITES.

[KAMFFJ]

Never heard the song - probably a blessing in disguise! I love music but I am an old fart and maimly listen to classic rock. One relatively new band that I think is awesome are Stone Temple Pilots.

[FlyNdrive]

It sounds country to me. My wife listens to that stuff.

Now I know why she has it out for me.

-Ben