roadhead class action lawsuit

[1983FJ60]

my girlfriend, svetlana, was performing a certain sexy time act on me in my AT fj cruiser when she accidentally bumped the shifter into reverse.

now the transmission makes funny noises, shifts funny, and lights show up on the dash.

i have contacted my lawyer (he's on speed dial) about this issue.

clearly toyota's engineers haven't taken the proper precautions to make sure the AT shifter isn't knocked into reverse by over-eager (but of legal consenting age) women performing sex acts on the driver of a moving vehicle.

also there is no warning anywhere on the visor about this--and i've checked.

my urologist also would like toyota to pay for the bill to have my weenis reattached, and for the time being i have to p!ss into a urostomy.

i am outraged by this clear oversight.

pardon me while i google a random myspace chick to insert into this post.

[SoonerFJ]

Hehehe

Good post.

[Chatsworth 818 FJ]

1983FJ60 previously said:

my girlfriend, svetlana, was performing a certain sexy time act on me in my AT fj cruiser when she accidentally bumped the shifter into reverse.

now the transmission makes funny noises, shifts funny, and lights show up on the dash.

i have contacted my lawyer (he's on speed dial) about this issue.

clearly toyota's engineers haven't taken the proper precautions to make sure the AT shifter isn't knocked into reverse by over-eager (but of legal consenting age) women performing sex acts on the driver of a moving vehicle.

also there is no warning anywhere on the visor about this--and i've checked.

my urologist also would like toyota to pay for the bill to have my weenis reattached, and for the time being i have to p!ss into a urostomy.

i am outraged by this clear oversight.

pardon me while i google a random myspace chick to insert into this post.

If you wouldnt have been holding mike5's hand at the same Id say you have a case.

[1983FJ60]

Chatsworth 818 FJ previously said:

If you wouldnt have been holding mike5's hand at the same Id say you have a case.

hand or ears?

*zing!*

[bernd]

lol

[East Bay Eff Jay]

SoonerFJ previously said:

Hehehe

Good post.

indeed.

[1983FJ60]

[East Bay Eff Jay]

Svetlana's gorgeous. You must be proud of her for performing her tasks as well as she does. And thanks for sharing your experience, as we all appreciate knowing when she's performing sexy time. I hope the law suit works out for you.

[1983FJ60]

East Bay Eff Jay previously said:

Svetlana's gorgeous. You must be proud of her for performing her tasks as well as she does. And thanks for sharing your experience, as we all appreciate knowing when she's performing sexy time. I hope the law suit works out for you.

she will give more sexy time if i win law suit and use money to bring her family over from turkmenistan.

[gnwhite]

Looks japanese to me.