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The Wedding Night
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin, and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:
Dear Friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill the SOB that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly.
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Paradise............FJCCentral.com
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