Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:08:15 +0200
From: mola-hu@web.de Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
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Subject: Can you help me?
Hello ruebarb,
I has read in the forum that you in March a lady from Russia (Svetlana), has sold on a tick and wanted to get to know you.
This woman has also written some letters to me. I wanted to know with pleasure about you what this Mrs. to you wanted, because I suppose that it concerns here around a Scammer. I would be grateful for an answer. (mola-hu@web.de)
All the best.
Rue- I can only hope that your intentions are honorable.
However, should you wish to make your wicked intentions known to her or the pimp -- here is modest a suggestion in Russian;
Shalashovka, stat' rakom stroit' tselku.
In English as close as it can be translated:
Homeless woman who turns tricks to survive, get into the crawfish position (doggy style) and pretend to be a virgin.
Or if you want love, try Pushkin (I think it's Pushkin):
Na dvore siren' tsvetyot,
Vetka k vetke klonitsya.
Paren' devushku yebyot --
Hochet Posnakomit' sya.
In English as close as it can be translated:
The lilacs blossom in the yard,
In the breeze the branches bend,
Lad Fu#ks lass both long and hard.
And says, "I hope you'll be my friend."
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ruebarb previously said:
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Can you help me?
Hello ruebarb,
I has read in the forum that you in March a lady from Russia (Svetlana), has sold on a tick and wanted to get to know you.
Lothar
It sounds like this might be your lucky day (haha)
Uphill (just trying to help bridge the cultural gap)
Uphill, you put a little thought into that response didn't you ?
Not as much as you'd think. Most "street Russian" preoccupies itself with sexual discussions. For example, if you wanted to say that you hit somebody in the head (and would want to be understood clearly), you'd say, "yobnut' po kumpolu" (f#cked in the head). To screw someone over would be "ob'ebat" which means (to be f#cked from all possible angles) and to express that you stole something, youd say, "spizdat'" (to cu#nt something away from).
But my Russian is very rusty. As usual, the words with strong emotion attached are retained longer.