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Old 10-18-2007, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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POST Riddles here

The honor code is in effect here. Please do not use any other means besides logic (ie internet) to figure these out.

"A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a gun and aims it at h im. The man says, "Thank you!" and leaves"
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Old 10-18-2007, 01:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: POST Riddles here

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The honor code is in effect here. Please do not use any other means besides logic (ie internet) to figure these out.

"A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a gun and aims it at h im. The man says, "Thank you!" and leaves"
Water pistol??
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Old 10-18-2007, 01:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: POST Riddles here

The man has hiccups; the bartender scares them away by pulling a gun.
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The man has hiccups; the bartender scares them away by pulling a gun.
Thank you soooooooo very much. My office has been trying to figure that out for the most of the day!

How about this one...

"Two men go into a bar and order drinks, the bartender puts poison in both drinks. Both men finish their drinks. One walks away and the other one dies."
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Old 10-18-2007, 05:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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One man is from southern France.....the other man is from northern France.
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It doesn't mention that they both finish their drinks at the same time, so what if the poison was in the ice cubes? If one sipped, and one gulped, the poison would disolve in the 'sippers' glass...assuming their drinks had ice in them to start with.....
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What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
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A truck weighing exactly 10 tons approaches a one mile long bridge with a weight limit of 10 tons, one pound more and it will collapse. Half way across a one pound bird lands on the truck but the bridge stay intact, how?
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