Some friends had me over for dinner today and being the nice guy that I am I offered to help clean up.
My job was sweeping the floor.
I'm almost done...........standing by the stove...........take a quick look..........quick flick of the wrist and the dirt is under the stove never to see the light of day again.
Success!
Till I hear "Ahem, what did you just do?" Busted.
I now get to spend my Saturday moving the stove, fridge and dishwasher and cleaning behind and under them, until my friends wife is happy...........going to be looooong day.
Guys......just grab the dust pan, it just pays to, it really does.
__________________ Amateurs practice till they get it right, Professionals practice till they can't get it wrong.
"GREAT GOD OF WRITING! ...MAKE A MENTAL NOTE: AIRPORTS WILL BE NAMED AFTER THIS WOMAN!"
-What Air might have said if he were a McCain/Palin supporter...
6 spd MT Voodoo Blue
Rear diff and e-locker scuba mod
CB w/ custom CB antenna mount on uppper rear door hinge
A-Trac switch installed
Custom tube bumper in the works...
I would claim i had not gotten used to the action of that particular broom yet. You could then explain how the broom is a little too touchey and needs some break in time to be usefull. Hell its worth a shot!
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When small men cast long shadows, the sun is about to set.
You do that in the Fj 'cause noooo oone can see you in it.
Oh? Really?
Try being stealth in one that has four 6" Hella lights on a rack up top.
In one that is wrapped with Gibson, PS2, Alpine Stars, etc.
Pulling an 8-foot shiny aluminum trailer with signs on all four sides like my signature.
You can't so much as SCRATCH your nose. Forget about picking it!