and the stupid award goes to...

[MikeEagle12]

Post here any funny stories about you or other people that give us the right to question your or there intellegence.

Will share some of my own later

as for some I've taken from the headlines

By Associated Press

BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) - A woman told police she mistakenly deposited a bag of methamphetamine into her account at an ATM machine in Bremerton.

She says in charging papers that she accidentally put the drug in the envelope when she reached into her pocket for money.

An employee of the Kitsap Credit Union told police that a bag showed up in a deposit envelope for the woman's account. It tested positive for meth.
She was arrested Thursday and charged Friday with felony drug possession.

"But her plan was less than foolproof, authorities said. She fled on foot without getting any money -- and left behind her account application, complete with her former address and a copy of her photo identification. She was in police custody within an hour."

Oops: Would-be bank robber leaves ID behind

[Nate]

This morning a coworker asked me, "does the river sometimes flow both ways? Cause sometimes I look at it, and it looks like it's going the other way..."

On my flight to NY, I ordered a double vodka and sprite. By the time she made it back, I was ready for another. She looked at me and said, "Are you driving?"
I replied, "No, I'm flying..." Everybody around me started laughing...

[Nate]

Double post...

[NorCalCruiser]

I had someone ask me if Hummer made the FJC............I told her yes and the dealer is only 3 hours away!