The top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women

[LandCruiserSteve]

Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'.

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And, the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............






YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!

[DoWork]

Hahaha, great list

[uphill]

That's very profound, Steve.

[five-by-five]

uphill previously said:

That's very profound, Steve.

I concur, very deep thoughts there Steve Handy.

[SKIBUMM]

That is so NSFW (not safe for wife)
Love it.

[frogeye]

hahaha

Very nice.

#11 It's always ready for action and won't tell you it's too tired to perform

[SEMPER FI]

!!

[Munkay]

Y'all ain't right!

[uphill]

When you rub oil on it, it doesn't slap your hand away and tell you it's not in the mood.

There is no time-o-the-month with your rifle. It's always in a good mood and will deliver at a moment's notice.

When camping, it is always happy to be along - no gripes about the weather or the presence of bugs.

[Munkay]

1. It can't cook for you.
2. It can't clean itself up for you.
3. It doesn't really smell good when it's all cleaned up.
4. It can't wrap itself around you to make you warm on a cold night.
5. It doesn't wear teddies and stilettos.
6. It can't give you a "come hither" look.
7. It probably wouldn't excite you much if it sat on your lap.
8. It can't whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
9. It can't nibble your ears...or other parts...
10. It can't have sex with you.
11. It can't bring you coffee in the morning.