Okay, in case you're all wonderin about my sudden burst of posting.
The whole page all the way down. It only took an hour, I was bored.
Sorry FJDave, Spiderman 2 is one of my favorite movies, so is Batman Begins
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2007 Olive Green & Black FJ Cruiser, 5 speed A/T, 3" OME lift, Volant Snorkal & CAI, Bandi Mount, Four Trek lift mount, A-Trac Hack, All Pro front bumper, Rock Crawler black steelies, Pro-Comp 33" A/T's, Smittybilt XCR 8 winch, Hella Series 500 Walmart special, Lorenz Custom Fab Sliders, Scuba Mod
You don't know Much I wanted to shout "Would you guys shut up, I'm trying to do something really important here". Then I would realize I was typing. Good way to go insane.
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2007 Olive Green & Black FJ Cruiser, 5 speed A/T, 3" OME lift, Volant Snorkal & CAI, Bandi Mount, Four Trek lift mount, A-Trac Hack, All Pro front bumper, Rock Crawler black steelies, Pro-Comp 33" A/T's, Smittybilt XCR 8 winch, Hella Series 500 Walmart special, Lorenz Custom Fab Sliders, Scuba Mod
Hahaha - I get it now (I think)....I'll delete my other posts. No offense taken, and my comments were too harsh anyways. Sorry about that.
No problem, I was writing with David Spade in mind, god I have no life.
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2007 Olive Green & Black FJ Cruiser, 5 speed A/T, 3" OME lift, Volant Snorkal & CAI, Bandi Mount, Four Trek lift mount, A-Trac Hack, All Pro front bumper, Rock Crawler black steelies, Pro-Comp 33" A/T's, Smittybilt XCR 8 winch, Hella Series 500 Walmart special, Lorenz Custom Fab Sliders, Scuba Mod
Lay back on the leather couch, grapple with your blanket. Chew on it or let your tears fall on it... and tell the doctor what's wrong. Nobody else on the forum will read any of this.
This is what you must do in order to make women in your life love you:
1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.
3. Superglue the toilet seat in the up position.
4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones. Confess that you are a closet chubby-chaser and just because she's tubby doesn't mean that she's not cute. (you could use the well worn phrase "Shade in the summer/food in the winter" if you've hidden all the sharp objects)
5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.
6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.
7. Start a conversation with the dog -- in the middle of one with her.
8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.
9. Never give her a straight answer.
10. Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
11. Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments. (Argh! Argh! Argh!)
12. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
13. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
14. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)
Your session is over. Go now and live an abundant life.
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Your session is over. Go now and live an abundant life.
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