Keep it going...full of inuendo. But use no more than SIX (6) WORDS------ GOOD LUCK
The shy mountain girl named "Busty" loved the outdoors.....and was somewhat of a tom boy but lately she had the feeling there was more to life and fun than mud fights, wrestling with her older brothers, and hunting deer with a bow and arrow....she had this feeling deep inside that was confusing. Her father loved her dearly.....after her mother died in childbirth....but then again her mother was always running out on the family back to her job in the local saloon turning tricks, serving beer, or dancing for a few dollars. It was hard work but someone had to do it...as the old still was not bringing in the money like the old days. Jed wanted another son....as he had Robert, Randy, Rudolph, Rupert, Raymond, and Rolf.....the next was to be Rusty......but out popped a girl and her mother wanted to call her Jezebel but her dad won and she was called BUSTY after her mothers best feature....
One day she was walking down a lonely road when she spied a rusting hulk in the grass.....she got closer and closer and made out part of a word....it looked like T O Y but she could not read the rest. She got a strange feeling in her legs...that went up to her thighs. She walked around the back and saw the inward facing seats....and suddenly her breathing go labored and she felt warm inside. A little further around the front and she saw something labeled as the PTO and knew it could bring her great pleasure some day as she fainted....
Hours later she awoke and............