I want a Hinopotamus for Christmas

**FJoel** · 06-08-2008, 05:19 PM

I want a Hinopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hinopotamus will do
Don't want a Ford, no Honda Lego Toy
I want a Hinopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a Hinopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the garage door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Hino FJ standing there

I want a Hinopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hinopotamus will do
No Humvees, no School Buses
I only like Hinopotamuses
And Hinopotamuses like me too

Mom says the Hino would eat my cash, but then
Hino says it's a more efficient engine.

There's lots of room for him in our two-car shop
I'd mod him there and wash him there and give him his body mount chop!

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a Hino FJ standing there

I want a Hinopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hinopotamus will do
No Humvees or School Buses
I only like Hinopotamuseses
And Hinopotamuses like me too!

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