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highbeams previously said:
I could do the surgery. I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Darn, I hate it when somebody with more scalpel qualifications than I have volunteers.
Tony, pick me -- pick me to do the surgery.
I'm thinking you'll come out looking like Brad Pitt - Or the crazy brother from the movie THE GOONIES.
I'll let THUGASAUR assist and slap tools in my hand.
On second thought he'd likely drive the blade THROUGH my hand, ruining a budding career.
We'll let Stephanie assist and she can dab your sweating brow with a sponge.

while I'm cutting away useless parts. You know I can't assemble a backyard BBQ without having "parts" left over and I plan to carry that talent into the operating theater on your behalf. You'll have some "spares" on ice when I'm done just in case we have to go back in and remove the tweezers I sewed up inside of you.
I'm NOT the BELLYDOC, but I'm trying to learn. So I'm sure you'll forgive any beginner's mistakes.
If your face ends up looking like this:

you can blame MRSMUDLOVINGFJ for distracting me.
Seriously, we all love you man, and we respect you. Take care and get ready to run with us when you're up to it!