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This thread will be a new classic. Someone do a Texas one... I don't have the bullocks, someone might shoot me, I'm too close to Texas.
 

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This thread will be a new classic. Someone do a Texas one... I don't have the bullocks, someone might shoot me, I'm too close to Texas.
I nominate our new favorite Texan...........thenookie............ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I wonder if he has the bullocks????????/
 

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come on guys, the northeast isnt alll that bad, you surfer dudes ever been here, keep it up and you guys are gonna get wacked!! lol
 

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EAST COAST SUMMIT CHECK LIST- "Southern Style"

For those of us SOUTH of the Mason Dixon Line we would require the following:
- One cup holder dedicated to a Styrofoam cup for spitting into
the other for Dr. Pepper
- Number decal on rear window of favorite NASCAR Driver's car
- USA map with red states only
- Converted rear door to fully functioning tailgate complete with sliding cooler and
pop out grill
- Field Guide to Road Kill and a collection of Bar-B-Q Recipes on index cards
- Sliders that double as boot scrapers
- Cinder Block for changing tires
- Mason jars with clear,190 proof "engine cleaning fluid"
- Ash Tray for corn cob pipe and stash for homegrown
- Police scanner to check in on relatives
- Built in Radar Tracker for tornadoes, hurricanes,floods or License check points
- Hat rack to switch between baseball cap and cowboy hat
- Adapters for roof rack to hold favorite fishing rod both fresh and salt
- NRA decal on back window and Stars and Bars Flag sticker as well
- A dictionary to figure what the hell y'all are saying up North and out West
- Madi Gras beads dangling from the mirror,a Bible in the glove compartment and a
picture of mother taped to the fold down side of the visor
- Favorite dog leaning out the passenger window
- Radio dial preset to Beach Music, Bluegrass, Counrty, Jimmy Buffet or Southern Rock
- replaced horn with a new one that sounds like a train

I know that I am forgetting some items so I call on my fellow "Southside Criusers" to add to the list....
 

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EAST COAST SUMMIT CHECK LIST- "Southern Style"

I know that I am forgetting some items so I call on my fellow "Southside Criusers" to add to the list....
You left out the gun rack and the deep fat frier.
 
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