FJ a ******* vehicle

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uphill

Discussion Starter · Jun 18, 2008 (Edited)

My wife said that I crossed the line when I mounted a 12 gauge pup-action shotgun on the Scorpion Rack. She claims that my FJ is now a "******* vehicle". I told her that I didn't own a pit bull (yet). She said that she expects that any time.

So there is a poll. What single mod transforms your FJC into a ******* ride?

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avnmedic

· #2 · Jun 18, 2008

I went with the bull horns ........ but the choice that is now "Dukes of Hazzard decals" was a close second.......

mattmainster

· #3 · Jun 18, 2008

We have shotgun/ rifle racks on our Rhino, and I'll eventually be adding them to the rear door in the FJ for our hunting excursions. I guess that makes me a *******.

Teikas Dad

· #4 · Jun 18, 2008

For it to be a ******* vehicle it would need the most important identifying marks..... FORD on the front of the hood and F150/F250/F350 on the side......

10257

· #5 · Jun 18, 2008

Yes Larry....but is it a ******* gun?

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uphill

Discussion Starter · #6 · Jun 18, 2008

Teikas Dad said:
For it to be a ******* vehicle it would need the most important identifying marks..... FORD on the front of the hood and F150/F250/F350 on the side......

So if I put Ford glue-on identification onto the outside of my FJ, I'd be a ******* even without the pit bull and shotgun?

w5wi

· #7 · Jun 18, 2008

Larry,

Not to worry... Until you have some components duct taped on and your spare tire is one of those mini's that you have been driving on for a week or more, you are safe!

cheers,

dale

10257

· #8 · Jun 18, 2008

TrailBus(Jake) has the bullhorn covered:lol:

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Woodsman

· #9 · Jun 18, 2008 (Edited)

It requires lots of generalization to vote for any one choice. For example, Texas ranchers may like a set of horns but they aren't necessarily ********. They just take pride in what they do. I'll vote for the Dukes of Hazard which I assume includes Confederate Flag decals.

Larry, regarding the pitbull idea. This little article is from a town 15 miles away. The woman is lucky the dog didn't go for her throat while she was down.

Greensburg Daily News, Greensburg, IN - Woman attacked by pit bull clings to life

PS: make sure to read the second page

FJDave

· #10 · Jun 18, 2008

My family is from Arkansas....I know *******. The FJ ain't it.

frankv64

· #11 · Jun 18, 2008

Gotta go with the bullhorns

Ramjet

· #12 · Jun 18, 2008

I think the only thing that classifies you as a ******* is if you have a ford truck jacked up higher than your tallest child with the most teeth.

1911

· #13 · Jun 18, 2008

Mrs. 1911's car is armed nearly as well as mine albeit with somewhat smaller-diameter calibers, but her Mossberg 500 Defender won't fit in it very easily so she keeps that by the bed side.

As long as you refrain from "Dukes of Hazzard" decals and the requisite multi-tone, tune-playing horn then you are safe from the ******* label as far as I'm concerned. But, how is your dental work?

CanadaFJ

· #14 · Jun 18, 2008

I think if your seatcovers are flannel and you consider suspenders as part of your recovery gear - you might be a *******....

jenward74

· #15 · Jun 18, 2008

I have lived right smack-dab in the middle of ******* country my whole en-tire life. I was actually the secretary/treasurer for a group called "******* Motorsports." We even had a softball team. I know from ********.

I have never seen anyone driving around with bull horns on their car, maybe that's more of a deep south ******* thing. I've wanted some of those horns myself, but just too damned expensive for a visual mod! :lol:

Pit bulls around here are stereotyped as drug dealer dogs instead of ******* dogs. (by the way that was a very distrubing article, and I hate to stereotype these dogs, but I can tell you 2 of them live behind me and every time I take out the trash they act like they want to tear down the fence and kill me.) I would say a ******* dog would be more along the cowdog line, like red and blue healers, australian shepards, etc. Loyal, "get me a beer" type of dogs. :cheers:

If I had to choose the one most redneckish thing to put on a vehicle, I would have to say those tall exhaust stacks, although I'm not sure how you would adapt them for the FJ. It would have to be a diesel, but I'm sure someone could figure it out. Maybe cut holes and run them up like a snorkel. Yeah, that'd be cool...:rocker:

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bone3412

· #16 · Jun 18, 2008

I didnt see a choice of "fj's new paint job is spray paint camo done by you and your buddies in the garage" I dont know for sure but I think youd have to be trying really hard to make the FJ *******.

Sky

· #17 · Jun 18, 2008

I believe no one thing would put it over the top, but if you had "all of the above" I think you would pretty much be there

FJCcrawler

· #18 · Jun 18, 2008

I'm gonna have to say the Bull Horns!:rocker:

cruiserlarry

· #19 · Jun 18, 2008

If you buy tires and wheels for your FJ Cruiser in the same style / size as the ones on your house, you might be a *******...:clap::lol::bigthumb:

uphill

Discussion Starter · #20 · Jun 18, 2008

1911 said:
But, how is your dental work?

Impeccable dental work, no missing teeth, no "gold" work, no "bent" teeth, no decay.

But MRSUPHILL wasn't saying that "I" am a *******, because I don't qualify, but she was saying that the FJ was turning into a ******* vehicle.

CanadaFJ said:
I think if your seatcovers are flannel - you might be a *******....

:worried:

jenward74 said:
I have never seen anyone driving around with bull horns on their car, maybe that's more of a deep south ******* thing. I've wanted some of those horns myself, but just too damned expensive for a visual mod! :lol:

I'm afraid that the mere act of wanting horns on the bull bar might make you a *******. Simple lust for bull horns on your FJ - might put you over the top depending on whether you have the dual whip CB antennas and the Dukes of Hazard stickers as well.

bone3412 said:
I didnt see a choice of "fj's new paint job is spray paint camo done by you and your buddies in the garage"

Ok, I'll strike the cammo paint job from my mod list.... :mecry:

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