Re: Meet the Scorpion (Uphill's Build-Up)
It's important to have tools handy. In this case, a multi-purpose tool for off-road conditions.
I have never heard such a crock in my life. Guys let's put 2 and 2 together. I will give you some hints:
We Dads here can immediately conclude from these pictures that as a father, Larry is in a severely high-stress situation. Clearly more stressful than just about any other Dad here. There is only one intended use for the "multi-purpose tool for off-road conditions"
, and as Fathers we must support any actions that poor Larry must perform with it if deemed neccessary.
However I know what is already in his "glove box" up in front of the steering wheel. So perhaps the "multi-purpose tool for off-road conditions"
is to make it look like an accidental bear mauling, or perhaps to chop off limbs to aid in body disposal.
I'd like to ask Uphill about the planned tactical scenario when the (ahem) "multi-purpose tool for off-road conditions"
is to be used. But I would not want to watch. And I hope that it would be quick, without slowly drawn-out suffering.