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I saw this brunette signing autographs, had the wife take a pick of here and myself, told Missy she was going lose me to her, Missy told me I was stuck with her, that I did not have a rats chance in hell of aquiring the brunette.
I had a similar experience with a brunette and I'm wondering if it was the same one. :pinklove::pinklove: :pinklove: I asked her "Do I have a chance if I'm a billionaire with a bad heart?" She looked me up and down and said, "no" (politely).

:boohoo:

I said, "I'm not a billionaire and my heart is fine." She said (smiling), "That's what I figured."

Ah death, where is thy sting?
 
WOW! I had the "Babe magnet"with me(two year old grandson)and I didn't even get a nibble!!
Maybe it's the yellow teeth, one eye higher than the other and big hump in my back???:silly:
OH! NO WAIT!!! I WAS HANGGING AROUND WITH UPHILL!:rofl:
 
I had a similar experience with a brunette and I'm wondering if it was the same one. :pinklove::pinklove: :pinklove: I asked her "Do I have a chance if I'm a billionaire with a bad heart?" She looked me up and down and said, "no" (politely).

:boohoo:

I said, "I'm not a billionaire and my heart is fine." She said (smiling), "That's what I figured."

Ah death, where is thy sting?
dont feel bad there were some real skanktastic women there and for the price of a jug of moonshine and a cheese burger you to could have found true love (fontucky in da house whoop whoop! :silly: )
 
the trail team course was cool, got to ride backseat while thugasor was driving.. OMG, never again.
its official im the worst off roader ever sorry dom lol!
 
ohh look at this photo i got at the show i like it
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Sandabbe say's I take some gay(not that there's anything wrong with that)pictures with my friends. Don't know why!
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What do you think??:worried:
 
It's NOT a purse! It's a euro carry all!!!
And yes , if you go to the trail teams booth with your Toyota key's they will give you one if you are one of the first 200 people to do it. I was number 210:(
 
I had a great time at the expo yesterday afternoon.

Todd's rig is awesome, and everyone represented us well.

They had a really cool RC off-road racetrack there.

This RC-FJ40 was really sweet.
 

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i was hoping they were giving away camelback hydration packs
 
Sandabbe say's I take some gay(not that there's anything wrong with that)pictures with my friends. Don't know why!
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I say it like i see it!!! LOL!!!!! Nice purse and leys in those pics!!! In both instances he went with out me!!! :silly: :) :grinbiginvert: silly men!!!
 
I hate to tell you Highbeams, but the sierra club will never be satisfied until they have us out of our cars, off the roads, and living in caves. Then herded into large cities so the "pristine natural habitat" is safe for gnats, rats, and democrats; and not a human shall be allowed to venture forth therein.

"Compromise" to them is only a temporary obstacle in their ultimate goal. For us, "getting along" is not an option. Neither should be permanent compromise. There is a strong parallel to the situation between muslims & Christians, but I won't go there...

As for the hatred of other vehicles, I agree. I can not understand the vitriol in some of the other forums I have read.
 
lol. Read through some funny stuff. Good times.
 
Sandabbe say's I take some gay(not that there's anything wrong with that)pictures with my friends. Don't know why!
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Wrigs, I was going to say something, but wasn't going to mess with with Larry's CCW-man purse of not :grinbiginvert:
 
It's an accessory carrier for the hip in-crowd FJ owner. Not a PURSE. Note that it's OD Green. NOT PINK.

For some time now, old-fashioned (re)productive, repressed, unmoisturized heterosexuality has been given the nod by consumer capitalism.

"The stoic, self-denying, modest straight male didn't shop enough (his role was to earn money for his wife to spend), and so he had to be replaced by a new kind of man, one less certain of his identity and much more interested in his image – that's to say, one who was much more interested in being looked at (because that's the only way you can be certain you actually exist). A man, in other words, who is an advertiser’s walking wet dream."

Toyota, knowing that we'd to anything for freebies, therefore shamelessly used many of us as walking billboards - to enhance the image of Toyota.

Anyone who saw me walking at the auto show with my fashionable Trail Team bag would say, "Is he a movie star? He has a body guard (THUGASAUR), an agent (MUDLOVINGFJ), a co-star who has recently had plastic surgery (FJAMMING), a starlet (MRSMUDLOVINGFJ), a publicist (WRIGMAN), a bouncer (THUBUB), a marketing consultant (AIR2AIR) and a staff writer (MIR207). Look he has a fashionable Trail Team bag! Let's go to the local Toyota Dealer and buy an FJ right now!"

That's precisely what everyone was thinking but I didn't hear anyone actually come out and say it.
 
After reading your carefully crafted words and re-reading my own mess of jumbled letters, I have to plead insanity at the time of my posting-as evidenced by the incoherent words that I typed at 4:28pm. I'll now retreat to the shelters of my anonymous web surfing.

Carry on.
 
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